no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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