So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
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