but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize