Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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