That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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