there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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