exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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