LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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