everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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