is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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