They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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