go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
