Your tits are I can't wait for
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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