I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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