I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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