ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
a search helicopter?!
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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