I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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