I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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