Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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