chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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