There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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