Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Randomize