i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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