i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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