It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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