I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
he just fucked me for my cheese.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
