i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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