So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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