I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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