just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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