if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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