I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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