if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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