we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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