Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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