he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm gonna fight the coyote
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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