That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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