quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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