so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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