Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Randomize
