he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Randomize
