i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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