i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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