lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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