I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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