I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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