I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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