I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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