Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
He passed out mid-signature
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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