So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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