i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
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