I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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