i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
he shaved USA in his pubs
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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