come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
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